What in the world is in that bag? Whatchu got in that bag?

So a new website just popped up, courtesy of the Clown Prince of Crime called Clown Travel Agency. Strategically placed at bowling alleys throughout the country were bowling bags filled with mysterious objects. The good folks over at Omelete (sister site of Collider) found one of said bags in Sao Paolo, and describes what was in it. Apparently, they went to the desk at the bowling alley and asked for Scooter, and was given a bowling bag. Inside the bag was a bowling ball, Nokia cell phone and sheet of paper saying "Nice work clown." They were then instructed to call a number on the sheet, where a woman replied "thanks for calling, no we know who you are." I can only imagine what will happen next. What's in the bag?