G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie poster

Movies these days are all about choosing a side. Good guys, bad guys. Cops, robbers. You know the drill by now. Coming Soon has another issue of sides you have to consider with their look at the brand new poster for G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. The poster places (rather appropriately) Cobra on top and G.I. Joe on bottom. Cobra players include Storm Shadow, The Baroness, Destro and Cobra Commander (it appears), while the Joes include Scarlett, Snake Eyes, Duke and Ripcord. Nothing brand new here, but there are tons of subplots on the poster alone that make for interesting postulation. For example, the epic Storm Shadow/Snake Eyes fights that will hopefully litter the movie. And Sienna Miller's ass versus that of Rachel Nichols (based on this poster, Miller wins hands down). The film hits theaters August 7, so add one more day to your social calendar.